if i was an animal i'd be...

if i could be any animal i would be a porcupine for plenty of reasons. firstly these big animals will try to eat me, and feel my wrath. i could get all the food i wanted, for other's storage facilities. if the open seaon became reality i could be a general or something. the forest is another advantage, nice place. if i wanted i could even attack larger predators for leisure. porcupines have fuzzy warm bellies too, an intresting trait that i would like to look into...